"He's like a bee, around a spilled refreshment."
"I need some Ginger Air... I need some Ginger Air!"
"I'm sure you have all met most of Vanessa..."
"If the bus comes at 9:51, and I'm already drunk, how many cats are in the washroom?"
"I can't be all nice with horseshoes up my butt."
"So I was touching my head and I found a seam!"
(To the President) "WHAT?! Why do you get to dictate?!"
"I love boxes!"
"I'm related to a wheelchair."